undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

smashgod:

"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."

smashgod:

"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

biohazerd:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

Look at the trust and candor in his eyes in the first one

biohazerd:

tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

Look at the trust and candor in his eyes in the first one

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

Guess who’s birthday it is!

So I was pulling down the blinds and saw THIS SHIT

charlotte-lune:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

What the fuck is this??